The Martini Mission

This started as a bit.
It is no longer a bit.

Somewhere between their second and third dirty martini, Skylar and Carol made a pact: they would find the best one in the world, or die trying (of dehydration, probably).

The criteria? Vibes. Ratio. The way it makes you feel like you have your life together even when you absolutely do not.

No bar is off limits. No olive ratio is too aggressive. If your local dive has a bartender named Gary who makes a martini that will rearrange your personality — send it.

They're keeping a running list. They're doing the research. Someone has to. For science.